Spyros of Extreme Tuna’s Breaks The Sound Barrier with his EVO

Spyros of the Greek tuning group, Extreme Tuna of Athens Greece, broke the sound barrier today with his latest drag racing Mitsubishi powered Lancer Evolution. The Mitsubishi dragster actually traveled back into time because with its intense acceleration, because of this, Spyros himself has told us what his special recipe was in making this car look so delicious. The death defying mitsubishi has been equipped with a cornucopia of adamantium laced parts, including:
Arugula carbon fiber infused compressor housings.
25 to 1 pecan encrusted compression ratio.
Vodka dipped Saganaki inflamed exhaust housings.
Titanium soaked pork souvlaki with kalamata olive oil lubricant all running on a
Destroked roasted Lamb spit crankshaft, with carbon linoleum adjustable compression ratio connecting rods.
14 variable speed forward adjusting sequential transmission, with the optional hot potato shifter were also used.
Archimedes Death Ray was harnessed to provide fuel for this beast, imported especially from 300 years ago.
Keep an eye on this car as next month they mount a laser sintered fully bio degradable turbocharger, borrowed from a formula one dyno cell roof ventilation extractor, which will be mounted to a trailer as space in the front of the car has become limited.
When asked about the unorthodox mounting of the trailer mounted turbocharger, Spyros replied: “Dees ees no matter, you me, I can beat all toorible Americans when towing trailer weet my racing Evo. I have formula 1 technology . Everything you make is fake Chinese, the world was formed in Greece, I am the best.”