Why are Indian men so thirsty online? Who knows…
Tanvir Chohan does now. After spamming literally thousands of requests to women on social media, requesting pictures of “boobs” and “verginer”, the Mubai Software Engineer got more than he bargained for when a woman actually responded positively, and sent him the naked images.
This marks the first time that this has ever happened, and police are still uncertain as to the cause of death.
“It seems that his thirst was quenched too quickly” said investigating officer Prateep Jain. “His kidneys just couldn’t handle the influx of quenching fluids. He just keeled over”.
Mr Chohan will be buried with full honors in a state funeral, as testament to the determination and relentlessness of Indian depravity.