Chicken Choker

Several neighbors couldn’t believe their ears but one neighbor witnessed the unthinkable. Dakota Umphrey, 20, of West Middletown PA. Was caught and charged with beastiality. One officer said, “There was a chicken in Mr. Umphrey’s hands when we arrived on scene.” At this time the suspect will remain in Washington County Jail until arraigned.

Boch Hyundai fight back

A Braintree man has been called out by Boch Hyundai of Norwood for a number of warranty work performed on a motor they seemed to believe was stock internally. However, upon working on the vehicle they found tuned ECU in trunk, fit for the very car they were working on. Upon further inspection they have determined that the tuned computer was used a number of times then switched out once the computer caused the problems. Hyundai is now asking for reimbursement for the work they performed on their dime.

Arrested For telling a man his penis was to little

On April 26,2017 at approximately 10:15am Ciarria was apprehended due to the fact that a young male at the age of 26 thought it was appropriate to inbox her a picture of his private area. When she opened the message to her surprise it was the absolute smallest penis she ever saw.

Ciarria then prcoeeded to tell the young man who names will be kept anonymously “If you don’t get you and your little dick ass out of my inbox” in such a harsh manner.

Then after he told her “IT’S NOT THE SIZE, ITS HOW YOU WORK YA BODY” she felt insulted and starting Screenshoting his pic showing it to all her friends laughing at his joke ass…

E then felt embarrassed and told the suspect that she was corny and called the police on her.

Ciarria is now in custody and will remain in jail with a bail set at $25,000 with bond….

Local Florida man arrested for disturbing behavior.

Local student in the Orlando, Florida area has been arrested today for his rude and intolerable behavior. Many witnesses say the saw local student Christian Huggins take off one of his boots and then sat on the sidewalk spending like ten minutes shining it up real nice. Witnesses then say a guy walks up to ask him if he is ok, from there the local student gets up holds his boot up in the air, turned that sum bitch sideways and stuck it straight up his candy ass,then turned to the crowd and said ” if ya smeeeeelllllllllllllll what the rock…( dramatic pause) is cooking.”